Foodie Lexophiles

Happy Friday! Just for giggles, here is some humour for any foodie lexophiles out there:

  • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
  • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer.
  • England has no kidney bank, but it does have Liverpool.
  • Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
  • The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Have a good one!

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